1 00:00:05,478 --> 00:00:09,798 All right, bad news. Hostess says it'll be at least 45 minutes for a table. 2 00:00:09,799 --> 00:00:13,412 Did you tell 'em you were with the star of Jack 2000, soon to be Jack 2001? 3 00:00:14,307 --> 00:00:15,315 Yes, I did. 4 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:18,109 And she gave me a similar hand gesture, but with a different finger. 5 00:00:19,388 --> 00:00:22,209 - Maybe we should do this another night. - Nooooo. 6 00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:24,647 Sweetie, we talked about that sound. 7 00:00:25,063 --> 00:00:26,226 I knoooowww. 8 00:00:27,823 --> 00:00:31,592 But we're all leaving tomorrow. I want us to have dinner together before Thanksgiving. 9 00:00:32,081 --> 00:00:34,112 You mean tonight isn't thanksgiving? 10 00:00:36,378 --> 00:00:37,834 Oh, crap. 11 00:00:38,864 --> 00:00:43,414 Now I have to spend all day tomorrow, watching Stan gorge himself on thighs and breasts... 12 00:00:43,989 --> 00:00:45,076 and turkey. 13 00:00:47,738 --> 00:00:51,812 Well, if we have to wait, um, why don't I get a bottle of champagne? 14 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:53,077 That's a nice idea. 15 00:00:53,299 --> 00:00:54,549 What would you guys like? 16 00:01:01,487 --> 00:01:04,620 Can I have another one of those, only bigger? 17 00:01:04,708 --> 00:01:08,536 Oh, tears, booze... I love the holidays, too. 18 00:01:11,425 --> 00:01:14,114 Do you think that men can't be trusted? 19 00:01:14,614 --> 00:01:19,004 Honey, I've always said, if your genitals are on the outside, you're hiding something on the inside. 20 00:01:22,777 --> 00:01:24,033 I should warn you. 21 00:01:24,107 --> 00:01:27,359 Further conversation with her will only lead to more tears. 22 00:01:28,890 --> 00:01:30,592 - Are you ok? - I'm fine. 23 00:01:31,660 --> 00:01:34,237 Grace, leave her alone. She obviously doesn't want to talk. 24 00:01:34,238 --> 00:01:37,640 It's my boyfriend, Tom. I mean, I don't know what happened. 25 00:01:37,641 --> 00:01:41,675 You know, just when things started to get kinda serious, he starts to pull away. 26 00:01:42,020 --> 00:01:45,186 Which is so weird because we have so much in common, like, 27 00:01:45,284 --> 00:01:46,904 we're both dance majors... 28 00:01:49,778 --> 00:01:52,314 We both know all the songs from "The Wiz"- 29 00:01:53,998 --> 00:01:56,604 And we both collect Victorian dolls. 30 00:02:00,716 --> 00:02:02,260 What's your name, dear? 31 00:02:02,347 --> 00:02:06,785 - Pam. - Pam. Hi, I'm Jack McFarland, of course. 32 00:02:08,244 --> 00:02:11,508 Come, join our little circle of love and dysfunction. 33 00:02:12,855 --> 00:02:14,323 This is Karen Walker. 34 00:02:15,273 --> 00:02:17,024 This is Will Truman right here. 35 00:02:17,134 --> 00:02:20,833 And this is your sorry ass future, if you don't dump that boyfriend of yours. 36 00:02:23,157 --> 00:02:25,775 Jack! I- Will, defend me. 37 00:02:27,698 --> 00:02:28,813 Come on, man. 38 00:02:32,298 --> 00:02:34,405 Yeah, guys, our little Pammy's in pickle. 39 00:02:34,492 --> 00:02:39,611 And, uh, shouldn't we help her find her way back to a place called hope? 40 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:45,636 Honey, she's wearing synthetic plaid. It's a 4- day drive and a boat trip to a place called hope. 41 00:02:48,759 --> 00:02:50,309 What are you talking about? 42 00:02:50,594 --> 00:02:54,774 Well, I think you need to hear a little story about when these two were dating. 43 00:02:55,002 --> 00:02:58,054 Or as I like to call it, "When Mary Met Sally. " 44 00:03:21,738 --> 00:03:24,595 - Jack... - No. No. You are not telling that story. 45 00:03:24,655 --> 00:03:28,060 It was an incredibly difficult time in my life, and this is not the time or the place. 46 00:03:28,061 --> 00:03:32,091 The year was 1985. My freshman year in college... 47 00:03:32,386 --> 00:03:34,710 So, uh, this is the big weekend, huh? 48 00:03:35,359 --> 00:03:38,259 - You going to her house for Thanksgiving? - Oh, yeah. 49 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:42,905 It is a scientific fact that college girls love getting it on in their folks' house. 50 00:03:46,552 --> 00:03:48,202 You have nailed her, haven't you? 51 00:03:48,685 --> 00:03:50,529 Oh, please! Huh. 52 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:54,733 I've not only nailed her, I-I've sanded, buffed, stained and spackled her. 53 00:03:56,315 --> 00:03:59,014 Ok, what do you mean you and Will have never done it? 54 00:03:59,404 --> 00:04:02,586 Well, he wants to take it slow, and I see his point. 55 00:04:03,287 --> 00:04:05,847 I mean, we're soul mates, so there's no rush. 56 00:04:05,848 --> 00:04:08,454 Yeah, I taught her a few things. Let me tell you my friend, 57 00:04:08,455 --> 00:04:09,910 she's an excellent student. 58 00:04:10,855 --> 00:04:13,709 Like he taught me how to scrunch my hair to keep the curl. 59 00:04:15,802 --> 00:04:19,489 You know me, nothing I love more than sex. Wi-wi-with a woman. 60 00:04:21,578 --> 00:04:23,339 And he's so handsome. 61 00:04:23,738 --> 00:04:29,506 He reminds me of those old Hollywood movie stars, like Rock Hudson or Montgomery Clift. 62 00:04:32,876 --> 00:04:34,116 Ok, fine. 63 00:04:34,866 --> 00:04:36,188 Do what you want. 64 00:04:36,736 --> 00:04:38,670 Just afraid you're gonna miss your window. 65 00:04:38,671 --> 00:04:42,036 Oh, please. Don't be insane. 66 00:04:43,487 --> 00:04:44,656 What window? 67 00:04:45,049 --> 00:04:48,243 Ok, you know my psych professor, Dr. Bonami, 68 00:04:48,630 --> 00:04:52,316 he says if you don't do it with a guy right away, you just end up as friends. 69 00:04:52,317 --> 00:04:54,040 - Did he really say that? - Yeah. 70 00:04:54,364 --> 00:04:57,202 Do you- Do you really think if you're- Friends... 71 00:04:57,410 --> 00:04:59,511 I would die if that happened. I mean, 72 00:04:59,512 --> 00:05:02,212 - who wants a guy as a friend? - Uh, thank you. 73 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:06,735 If I want to take this relationship to the next level, we have to make love soon. 74 00:05:06,867 --> 00:05:08,522 Like this weekend. 75 00:05:08,589 --> 00:05:11,430 Don't say, "make love". It sounds, like, totally gay. 76 00:05:13,345 --> 00:05:15,072 Yo, beer's gone. 77 00:05:16,114 --> 00:05:17,981 Bye, sweetie. I'm gonna pack. 78 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:19,674 Bye. 79 00:05:21,919 --> 00:05:23,657 That's ok, I'll clean up. 80 00:05:30,744 --> 00:05:31,866 Hi. 81 00:05:33,142 --> 00:05:36,242 - What are you doing in the closet? - I could ask the same of you. 82 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:38,709 What?! Who are you? 83 00:05:38,762 --> 00:05:40,535 Oh, how quickly they forget. 84 00:05:40,810 --> 00:05:43,252 We met at Matt Stokes' party. My card. 85 00:05:45,021 --> 00:05:47,475 "Jack McFarland. Since 1969." 86 00:05:50,671 --> 00:05:52,902 What are you even doing here? Aren't you in high school? 87 00:05:52,987 --> 00:05:58,063 Well, I prefer the college parties 'cause the fellas tend to be less uptight about their homosesuality. 88 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,396 Oh, yeah, now I remember you. 89 00:06:00,435 --> 00:06:02,912 You were the one going around telling everybody you were in Duran Duran. 90 00:06:02,913 --> 00:06:04,672 Yeah, that's right. That's right. Yeah. 91 00:06:06,754 --> 00:06:09,020 Oh, a-and you think everybody's gay. 92 00:06:09,021 --> 00:06:11,091 No, not everybody, just me... 93 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,038 And you and a dog named Boo. 94 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:18,216 Hey, hey. Heh. I'm not gay. 95 00:06:18,273 --> 00:06:22,371 Well, this well-worn copy of the "Dreamgirls" soundtrack begs to differ. 96 00:06:24,579 --> 00:06:27,367 Anyway, what does this have to do with Tom and me? 97 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,512 Let me shorthand it for you, honey. 98 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,328 The Sultan of Boran? 99 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:45,135 - What does that have to do w- - Your story was boring. 100 00:06:49,815 --> 00:06:53,115 Anyway, after my little talk with Ellen, 101 00:06:53,116 --> 00:06:58,653 I decided that it had to be that weekend. So, we took a train up to my parent's house in Schenectady, 102 00:06:59,068 --> 00:07:04,081 where Will learned the answer to that age-old question, "What ever did happen to Baby Jane?" 103 00:07:05,462 --> 00:07:07,611 Gloria, Gloria. 104 00:07:07,741 --> 00:07:10,665 I think they got your number, Gloria. 105 00:07:11,060 --> 00:07:12,891 I think I got your alias, Gloria 106 00:07:13,924 --> 00:07:16,871 and you been living under, ahaaaaa- 107 00:07:17,049 --> 00:07:18,300 Mom! 108 00:07:19,649 --> 00:07:22,275 - Hi, mom. Hi, Julius. - Honey, you're home. 109 00:07:23,274 --> 00:07:26,081 Grace, I always forget how beautiful you are. 110 00:07:26,082 --> 00:07:27,237 Mom giveth. 111 00:07:27,268 --> 00:07:29,370 Why do you have to cock it up with that hair? 112 00:07:29,903 --> 00:07:31,429 And Mom taketh away. 113 00:07:32,932 --> 00:07:34,810 You must be Will. Lovely to meet you. 114 00:07:34,811 --> 00:07:37,013 Nice to meet you, Mrs. Adler. You have a beautiful home. 115 00:07:37,014 --> 00:07:40,786 - Your interior decorator did a great job. - Oh, no no no no. I did it myself. 116 00:07:41,516 --> 00:07:42,615 No! 117 00:07:43,655 --> 00:07:45,100 It looks so professional. 118 00:07:45,176 --> 00:07:46,714 Oh, aren't you a darling? 119 00:07:48,863 --> 00:07:49,962 Your mom's good. 120 00:07:50,114 --> 00:07:51,518 No, you're good. 121 00:07:51,975 --> 00:07:54,298 Say hello to Julius, my arranger. 122 00:07:54,299 --> 00:07:56,067 - Hi. - Hell-ooh. 123 00:08:01,420 --> 00:08:03,676 So, Julius, what do we think about Will? 124 00:08:03,677 --> 00:08:06,797 I think where there's a Will, there's a way. 125 00:08:09,818 --> 00:08:11,426 Isn't he clever? 126 00:08:11,531 --> 00:08:14,924 Why some woman has never snatched him up is beyond me. 127 00:08:18,052 --> 00:08:20,520 - Where's daddy? - Uh, he's in Connecticut. 128 00:08:20,647 --> 00:08:22,398 Grandma Rose threatened to die. 129 00:08:23,674 --> 00:08:25,545 Joyce, your sister's here! 130 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:26,723 Big whup! 131 00:08:26,831 --> 00:08:29,549 You get down here or I'll knock you till Tuesday! 132 00:08:31,173 --> 00:08:33,700 - Would you like a little juice? - I'm fine, thanks. 133 00:08:42,987 --> 00:08:43,987 Hi, Joyce. 134 00:08:44,571 --> 00:08:47,464 Don't you be all nice just 'cause your boyfriend's here. 135 00:08:47,465 --> 00:08:50,381 I know that you stole my poncho, you skank. 136 00:08:53,244 --> 00:08:58,775 Uh, Joyce, hi. I-I'm Will. Grace showed me that drawing of a unicorn you did at, uh, 137 00:08:58,776 --> 00:09:02,363 Camp Yes-I-Can. Yeah, it was beautiful. I wish I could draw like that. 138 00:09:02,919 --> 00:09:04,053 It's no big deal. 139 00:09:06,843 --> 00:09:09,732 - You've an older sister don't you? Janet? - No. 140 00:09:11,267 --> 00:09:13,988 Why don't you two go on upstairs and put your things down. 141 00:09:13,989 --> 00:09:16,619 Joyce, you'll stay down here. Will, you'll stay in Joyce's room. 142 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:17,989 Grace, you'll stay in your room. 143 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:21,476 What? No, Will's gonna sleep in my bedroom with me. 144 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:24,175 - No, no, no, he isn't. - Grace, it-it's fine. 145 00:09:24,237 --> 00:09:26,897 Nooooo! Nooooo! 146 00:09:26,952 --> 00:09:29,759 Mom, you can't do that. This is so unfair. 147 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:31,863 Well, so's my cottage cheese ass, but... 148 00:09:37,288 --> 00:09:39,778 Why is that always your answer for everything? 149 00:09:42,627 --> 00:09:46,572 Will and I are adults. We've been going out for nearly three months now, 150 00:09:46,639 --> 00:09:48,258 - and I think that we should have- - Grace! 151 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:50,575 we only have two rules in this house. Number one: 152 00:09:50,576 --> 00:09:53,395 boys and girls don't sleep in the same bedroom, unless they're married. 153 00:09:53,658 --> 00:09:58,156 And Will, always light matches in the bathroom after poopie-doos. 154 00:10:02,216 --> 00:10:05,236 So, then, we have dinner, and we look at a zillion pictures 155 00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:08,305 of a nude 2-year-old Grace riding the family dog. 156 00:10:09,422 --> 00:10:10,928 Oh, you like that do ya? 157 00:10:10,974 --> 00:10:14,062 Well, maybe you'd like a little of this, huh? 158 00:10:16,503 --> 00:10:18,405 Yeah, you do, don't ya? Huh, huh? 159 00:10:18,406 --> 00:10:21,736 Karen, what are you do- Are you- Are you flashing that woman?! 160 00:10:21,737 --> 00:10:22,824 She started it. 161 00:10:25,043 --> 00:10:26,734 She's nursing. 162 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:35,010 Hmm. That explains the little bald man. 163 00:10:39,630 --> 00:10:40,799 Anyway, 164 00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:46,024 later that night, I'm getting ready for bed, I figure, now I'm safe. 165 00:10:48,622 --> 00:10:50,149 Aahh! What-what... 166 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,031 Shh. Shh. Relax. 167 00:10:52,032 --> 00:10:54,129 - What are you doing here? - Nothing. 168 00:10:54,130 --> 00:10:56,366 Wha-you shouldn't be here, you know. We're gonna get in trouble. 169 00:10:56,367 --> 00:11:01,603 Not if we're quiet. But if you play your cards right, I might not be. 170 00:11:02,982 --> 00:11:04,462 What are you suggesting? 171 00:11:05,204 --> 00:11:10,053 Well, you, me... A bed... 172 00:11:10,821 --> 00:11:12,523 I thought that we might... 173 00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:15,883 Don't make me say it. 174 00:11:18,038 --> 00:11:19,623 Grace, I don't know. 175 00:11:20,701 --> 00:11:25,280 - Mmm. Come on. What are we waiting for? - Well, I'm just- I'm kind of tired. 176 00:11:25,387 --> 00:11:28,241 All that turkey... Made me sleepy. 177 00:11:28,596 --> 00:11:30,845 Really? 'Cause it made me horny. 178 00:11:40,988 --> 00:11:43,782 - J-J-Just a sec. - But I said I was horny. 179 00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:49,343 Just a minute, I-I think those new potatoes weren't so new. 180 00:11:51,163 --> 00:11:52,619 Oh, poor baby. 181 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:55,292 The matches are under the macram� turtle. 182 00:11:59,339 --> 00:12:00,426 Thank you. 183 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,322 Mom, phone! 184 00:12:19,349 --> 00:12:20,554 Mom! 185 00:12:25,736 --> 00:12:26,847 Su-su-sussudio. 186 00:12:28,854 --> 00:12:31,343 Hi, Jack, it's- it's Will Truman. 187 00:12:31,595 --> 00:12:33,497 Oh, right, from Queens College? 188 00:12:35,902 --> 00:12:37,147 No, I go to Columbia. 189 00:12:37,397 --> 00:12:39,537 Missy, anywhere you go is Queens College. 190 00:12:40,984 --> 00:12:43,238 Yeah, oh- You know what? That- That's why I called. 191 00:12:43,239 --> 00:12:45,553 You know, what you said really bugged me. I am not gay. 192 00:12:51,548 --> 00:12:53,687 Mom! There's chicken on the rug! 193 00:12:54,853 --> 00:12:56,873 I was saying... That you-you know nothing about me, 194 00:12:56,874 --> 00:12:59,715 because if you did know me, you would know that I'm not gay. 195 00:13:01,885 --> 00:13:03,101 Oh, yeah. Now I get it. 196 00:13:03,102 --> 00:13:06,138 Ahem. You're in stage 3- You've bought the short shorts, 197 00:13:06,139 --> 00:13:07,768 but you're afraid to put 'em on. 198 00:13:09,147 --> 00:13:11,249 Yeah, put 'em on, Will. Come on. Put 'em on. 199 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,879 Stop saying that. Ok? I am not- 200 00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:17,658 You're gay, Will! Ok? You're gayer than the day is long. 201 00:13:18,561 --> 00:13:22,870 You're Marvin Gaye. And let me tell you somethin'- 202 00:13:22,899 --> 00:13:24,519 Ain't no closet big enough. 203 00:13:26,804 --> 00:13:29,667 This- this is ludicrous. We spent all of four minutes together. 204 00:13:29,668 --> 00:13:34,251 Yeah, and in the first four seconds, I could tell that you were carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders... 205 00:13:34,778 --> 00:13:36,987 And about 20 extra pounds on your hips. 206 00:13:41,276 --> 00:13:44,611 And why wouldn't you? It's a drag pretending to be something you're not. 207 00:13:44,612 --> 00:13:48,883 Yeah, if I'm pretending, then how come I can't wait to get back in there and have sex with my girlfriend? 208 00:13:48,884 --> 00:13:52,176 Well, if you can't wait to get back in there and make muskrat love to your girlfriend, 209 00:13:52,524 --> 00:13:54,626 then why are you on the phone with me? 210 00:13:58,764 --> 00:14:01,770 Yeah, that's what I thought. You're my new best friend. Call me every five minutes. 211 00:14:11,771 --> 00:14:13,486 Crap. Why today? 212 00:14:15,641 --> 00:14:17,900 Hi, I was starting to get worried about- 213 00:14:19,114 --> 00:14:20,674 What- What- What's with you? 214 00:14:26,509 --> 00:14:27,848 Let's have some sex. 215 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:34,642 Feel the heat. Pushing you to decide- 216 00:14:35,121 --> 00:14:36,964 - Enough already! - Shut up! 217 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,739 You were losin' her. I had to do somethin'. 218 00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:44,990 But you know, for a sultan, dude knew how to party. 219 00:14:44,991 --> 00:14:48,061 Later we did Jell-O shots with one of the guys from Hall and Oates. 220 00:14:49,177 --> 00:14:50,177 Hall? 221 00:14:50,362 --> 00:14:51,362 Oates. 222 00:14:54,578 --> 00:14:55,741 Back to my story. 223 00:14:55,742 --> 00:15:00,753 Honey, I've got some bad news. As much as I would love to be Mrs. Habibi Shoshani Padush Al-Kabir, 224 00:15:00,754 --> 00:15:02,315 I'm afraid I can't marry you. 225 00:15:04,541 --> 00:15:07,236 I'm just not in love with you. I'm in love with another man. 226 00:15:07,237 --> 00:15:11,402 Sure, he hasn't got your money, but I really think that with my help, we can make it work. 227 00:15:11,403 --> 00:15:13,357 Just come back to my house in Fort Lee 228 00:15:13,358 --> 00:15:15,226 and make love with me one more time. 229 00:15:15,786 --> 00:15:18,502 Sorry, sultan. I'm a little emotionally drained. 230 00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:21,113 I think I'm just gonna go home and cry myself to sleep. 231 00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:25,957 Karen, where have you been? I've been lookin' all over for you, baby. 232 00:15:25,988 --> 00:15:30,245 Oh, Clayton, I got some bad news. I can't marry you. I'm in love with another man. 233 00:15:31,596 --> 00:15:35,823 But does he have my moxie? Can he make love to you all night long? 234 00:15:35,857 --> 00:15:39,591 Well, the way he does it, he makes it feel like it's all night long, 235 00:15:40,527 --> 00:15:43,261 but I really think with my help, we can make it work. 236 00:15:43,262 --> 00:15:47,852 Karen, I don't know what to say. I'll never meet another woman like you. 237 00:15:47,954 --> 00:15:50,690 Oh... That's so true. 238 00:15:52,466 --> 00:15:56,834 Listen, honey. I'm emotionally drained. I think I'm just gonna go home and cry myself to sleep. 239 00:16:00,454 --> 00:16:01,992 Oh, Martina. 240 00:16:03,953 --> 00:16:06,059 Karen, where have you been? I've missed you. 241 00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:10,679 Oh, honey, listen. I've got some bad news. I can't marry you. I'm in love with someone else. 242 00:16:12,422 --> 00:16:14,622 But, Karen, I was straight before I met you. 243 00:16:19,662 --> 00:16:22,515 Well, that's the way the cookie crumbles, Marti. 244 00:16:24,156 --> 00:16:26,551 Well, then who? And can she give you what I give you? 245 00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:29,900 You mean companionship, vitality, a sneaky drop shot? 246 00:16:31,154 --> 00:16:36,943 No, no. No, he's a doughy thing with squat little legs and a bad case of recurring psoriasis, but... 247 00:16:37,609 --> 00:16:42,730 I love him, and with my help... Oh! Who am I kidding? I just love him. 248 00:16:42,731 --> 00:16:46,344 Who knows why? I love Stanley Walker! 249 00:16:50,658 --> 00:16:52,830 Now that's a story! Ha ha! 250 00:16:57,235 --> 00:16:59,185 So Will comes back from the bathroom... 251 00:17:01,058 --> 00:17:04,146 Right. So, Will comes out of the bathroom. 252 00:17:04,533 --> 00:17:06,099 We start getting into it. 253 00:17:06,277 --> 00:17:09,846 I take the lead, because you know, I've done it 31/2 times. 254 00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,479 - You're on my hair. - Oh, sorry. 255 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:16,994 Mmm, you feel so- 256 00:17:17,523 --> 00:17:20,107 - You're on my hair. - Sorry. Sorry. 257 00:17:21,661 --> 00:17:23,705 - You just elbowed me in the eye. - I'm sorry. Sorry. 258 00:17:23,706 --> 00:17:25,577 Ok. Just let me... 259 00:17:28,219 --> 00:17:31,296 Oh! Ok, that's it. We're done with foreplay. Come here. 260 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:50,458 Yeah. Aah! Stop! Stop! 261 00:17:51,401 --> 00:17:52,881 What? Are you ok? 262 00:17:52,882 --> 00:17:55,806 Yeah. I-I think we should wait. 263 00:17:56,049 --> 00:17:57,049 Noooo! 264 00:17:58,246 --> 00:17:59,357 Why? 265 00:18:00,608 --> 00:18:04,048 Are we ready? This is a really big step, and I just- 266 00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,917 I don't want to- I want it to be right. I don't want to rush into it. 267 00:18:06,923 --> 00:18:11,055 Oh, my God. Are you- You are. 268 00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:12,171 What? 269 00:18:12,361 --> 00:18:15,733 I mean, I sort of suspected it. I mean, it certainly would explain a lot of- 270 00:18:15,734 --> 00:18:18,535 - Oh, no, no! Oh, no! - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's ok. 271 00:18:18,536 --> 00:18:21,796 You don't have to feel bad. My dad was one all through the army. 272 00:18:21,797 --> 00:18:23,199 He- What? 273 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,232 You're a virgin. 274 00:18:26,019 --> 00:18:29,600 Virgin, yes. No! Oh, no! No, no, no, no. 275 00:18:29,601 --> 00:18:32,335 I'm definitely not a virgin. In fact, uh... 276 00:18:32,492 --> 00:18:35,885 I've been known to be something of a lady man-Ladies man! 277 00:18:35,886 --> 00:18:41,200 Ladies man. Ha. A man! You know. Yeah. 278 00:18:41,696 --> 00:18:44,643 - Well... well, then why are we waiting? - Because. 279 00:18:44,644 --> 00:18:45,734 But why? 280 00:18:46,549 --> 00:18:47,836 Because I love you. 281 00:18:51,724 --> 00:18:52,858 Oh, my God. 282 00:18:54,864 --> 00:18:56,590 You are so sweet. 283 00:18:56,998 --> 00:18:59,582 That's so like you to say it first. 284 00:19:00,634 --> 00:19:02,161 I love you, too. 285 00:19:03,501 --> 00:19:05,262 - Ok, I have to have you right now. - Whoa! No! Wait, wait, wait, wait! 286 00:19:05,263 --> 00:19:06,215 Hold-hold-hold! 287 00:19:06,216 --> 00:19:09,167 - Didn't you hear me? I-I-I love you. - Yeah, yeah. Love you, too. Let's go. 288 00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:12,396 - Grace, Grace! - What? just- God! 289 00:19:14,703 --> 00:19:18,179 I think we really, really should wait. 290 00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:20,594 Oh, but why? I mean, what are we doing? 291 00:19:20,595 --> 00:19:23,169 - Are we waiting till we're married? - Yes! 292 00:19:24,152 --> 00:19:25,433 - Let's get married! - What? 293 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,574 Let's get married and let's wait till we get married. 294 00:19:29,456 --> 00:19:30,985 You want to get married? 295 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,824 Oh, my god! 296 00:19:35,110 --> 00:19:36,174 Will. 297 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:40,096 Yes, I will marry you, Will Truman. 298 00:19:43,769 --> 00:19:45,483 Well, great!